You sicko deviants clicking on this page full of hope of a semi naked Goron Vor but now I have you here can I talk to you about our lord and savour Rod Stewart?
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Rod Stewart is a God amongst

men, a sage, a yogi and model train enthusiast.

When you are troubled in life always think "what would Rod Stewart do?"

Sing two verses of Downtown Train and ye shall

be answered. 

He stoodeth amongst the people and said "He who

buys my Christmas album shall be disappointed...and he was correct"

Rod casually working out

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Yes, he may be a randy old shagger but he is our and your future.

Pray to the mighty Lord of all, the great, the mighty Rod Keith Archibald Stewart.

Rod playing one of his most famous yet soggy gigs