All you need to know about me can be found in a lead lined box buried under six feet of concrete in my garden.
I am human Ayahuasca. I am the Alpha & Osmegma. I am the vertical and the horizontal. I pee tears and cry piss. I am king of the dugongs, the destroyer of Twirls.
If you are reading this you have some issues so take a deep breath and allow me too ooze into you conciousness.
The hivemind is cosy and I have all the royal jelly you will ever need drone.
I am available for birthdays, bar mitzvahs and naked ferret wrestling.